Saturday, June 16, 2007

Global Warming Threatens Congressional Family Unity!

Issue: Nancy Pelosi is gearing up to fight the DOD over allowing adult children of congressmen and women to fly at taxpayer expense when the member's spouse is unable to accompany him or her. Some may think that Speaker In Chief Pelosi wants even more perks in her new non-"culture of corruption" congress. I say she seeks only family unity in her quest to fight man made global warming!


1st degree: Nancy Pelosi is bound by her appointment as nanny to the world to fight, among other things, man made global warming. The best way to do this is to fly to places such as Greenland.

2nd degree: Even though Greenland's melting in the 1920's was worse than the most recent melting (Sirius Radio's Mike Church found a study that will never be seen in the un-biased media) we now know that common people driving and breathing is causing such climate catastrophes. In addition to that, Nancy's boy Paul Jr. always wanted to visit Greenland.

3rd degree: Nancy's little boy gets only $180,000.00 a year from Vinod Gupta's InfoUSA. Even though that isn't bad for a "second" full time job, one that he only need show up at a couple times a week, he cannot fly on InfoUSA's private jet since Hillary has caused such a stir by racking up $900,000 worth of flight's on Vinod Gupta's dime. (This is not a matter of corruption since the Republicans are out of power.)

4th degree: Nancy is determined for Paul Jr. to be able to join her on her next trip to a man-made global warming hot spot and being the child of royalty he should not be expected to finance his own trip. So Madame Nanny has requested that children of congress members be allowed to accompany the members without reimbursement when the spouse is unable to for health reasons.

5th degree: Paul Pelosi Sr. is believed to be citing stress as a health reason not to join the shrew... I mean his wife, on her next crusade against people that drive and exhale. Stress that can be attributed to securing more real estate holdings that can benefit from Nancy's waterworks earmarks and finding cheap (illegal) labor for San Fran based DelMonte.

6th degree: It is expected that soon Vinod Gupta will pay former President Bill Clinton another $3 million for consulting work. This time it will be for speaking to Clinton hold-overs at the DOD to allow Vinod's prize employee to join mommy on Air Force 1 1/2 the next time she jets off to some really cool place that we the people are destroying.

No comments: